Caption: “As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.”
In which we learn the secret to Martha Stewart’s power.
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Fucking LOVE Martha. Love her. Her Twitter is fantastic. She gets drunk and takes pictures of her food and dogs. Martha is living the dream.
This is so weird…
Wait. Do other people not do this?